Life is just one big booty and if you don’t eat it, it eats you. All the real ones know you gotta eat life’s ass. Doesn’t matter if you’re looking to be an accountant or you’re DJing at burning man. Just tell me if you eat the booty like groceries and I know everything I need to know about you. Don’t need the resume don’t need a cover letter. All I’m saying is instead of asking people how many ping pong balls fill a 747, or why are manhole covers round, this single question is all you need. Although if they pass this test they are the true go-getters of society. Although quickly removed from the platform, the post was circulated. on 2 September 2019 with the caption 'Sorry mom' showed Streten performing anilingus on her during a performance at Burning Man in Black Rock City, Nevada. Honestly I know you can’t get away with this but if you’re interviewing a new candidate for a job, the first and maybe only question you should ask is “do you even eat ass?” Might be just a teensy bit of an HR problem. Harley Edward Streten (born 5 November 1991), known professionally as Flume, is an Australian DJ and music producer. And you’re certainly not generous enough to establish firm relationships. You’re not adventurous or imaginative enough to shoot for the stars. You’re probably too timid to ever take charge. You’re probably too afraid to take any risks. But for my generation? Gen X or millennials or whatever it’s called? If you ain’t eating ass you ain’t eating, period. They were already on their way to millions and billions when this became the new wave. Like “OOOOH you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings into a human’s ear but I’m gonna whisper into her nose!” That’s how Bezos rolls, and I’m sure all the old guys from another generation ain’t tossing salad in the bedroom either. For instance Jeff Bezos is worth like $100 bil and his example of getting kinky is whispering into Alive Girl’s nose. I’m not saying everyone who is successful eats ass. You will go nowhere in life in this modern era. It’s 2019 and if you aren’t eating butt you’re a failure. This move is what the kids call “Relationship goals.” It’s also career goals, and really if we’re being honest, just overall life goals right here. Turns out the only thing getting Boom roasted are Flume’s girlfriend’s butthole and this fan with the sign. Took the time to get out the poster board and the Sharpie and make himself a College Gameday-esque type of sign making fun of his favorite DJ. Welp I believe the man answered the question. The Christina The sol riser and everyone else. Just creating a vibe w friends and random people riding bikes around you is some of the moments that make me feel like DJing is still one of the greatest jobs in the world. find random art cars to pull up get lost in some lights and find songs I never heard before. connect with old friends find new energy. but at BM I get to play records for the first time bring back old records. I'm guilty of getting lazy and keeping some of the same routine and playing same songs. As you can imagine even that gets tiring. My job is usually make songs that you hope people can dance too and to go out and play lot of sets every weekend. If you have time to swipe – here are a couple of sets I played at Burning Man.
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